{"product_id":"funny-peeing-dachshund-christmas-decoration-stained-glass-style-sausage-dog-yard-art-baseboard-decor","title":"Funny Peeing Dachshund Christmas Decoration – Stained Glass-Style Sausage Dog Yard Art \u0026 Baseboard Decor","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n\/* CHRISTMAS DACHSHUND LANDING PAGE *\/\n.xmasdog{\n  --green:#244538;\n  --red:#8D3036;\n  --cream:#FAF5EC;\n  --gold:#C59A56;\n  --ink:#332F2A;\n  --muted:#756D63;\n  font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\n  color:var(--ink);\n  background:var(--cream);\n  max-width:1100px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  overflow:hidden;\n  line-height:1.7;\n}\n.xmasdog *{box-sizing:border-box}\n.xmasdog h2,.xmasdog h3,\n.xmasdog p{margin:0}\n.xmasdog h2{\n  font-family:Georgia,serif;\n  font-size:clamp(29px,4.5vw,48px);\n  line-height:1.18;\n  font-weight:normal;\n  color:var(--green);\n  letter-spacing:-.5px;\n}\n.xmasdog h3{\n  font-size:18px;\n  color:var(--green);\n}\n.xmasdog p{font-size:16px}\n.xmasdog img{\n  width:100%;\n  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.btn{\n  background:white;\n  color:var(--red);\n}\n.xmasdog .note{\n  font-size:12px;\n  text-align:center;\n  color:var(--muted);\n  padding:18px;\n}\n\n@media(max-width:700px){\n  .xmasdog .section{padding:40px 17px}\n  .xmasdog .hero{padding:38px 16px 0}\n  .xmasdog .hero-photo img{\n    aspect-ratio:1\/1;\n  }\n  .xmasdog .features{\n    grid-template-columns:1fr;\n    gap:10px;\n  }\n  .xmasdog .feature{padding:20px}\n  .xmasdog .split{\n    grid-template-columns:1fr;\n    gap:23px;\n  }\n  .xmasdog .copy{text-align:center}\n  .xmasdog .gift-grid{\n    grid-template-columns:1fr;\n    gap:10px;\n  }\n  .xmasdog .btn{\n    width:100%;\n    max-width:400px;\n  }\n  .xmasdog p{font-size:15px}\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"xmasdog\" id=\"xmasdog-landing\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- TOP CHRISTMAS STRIP --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"topbar\"\u003e✦ A LITTLE CHRISTMAS MISCHIEF ✦\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"hero\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003e🎄 THE FUNNIEST LITTLE CHRISTMAS GUEST\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSanta Said Be Good... \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis Pup Had Other Plans!\u003c\/em\u003e 🐶\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the mischievous little dachshund who's ready to make your Christmas decorations a whole lot funnier! With his festive Santa hat and cheeky personality, this little sausage dog is impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbutton type=\"button\" class=\"btn\" data-xmas-buy=\"\"\u003e 🎁 Bring Home the Mischief \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"hero-photo\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- 图片1：圣诞树室内场景 --\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/7882\/6724\/files\/96262152884584449_2e9f3037-e580-46b6-bc9f-aaf0e10a9913.webp?v=1793090682\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"hero-ribbon\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🐾 DACHSHUND LOVERS\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🎄 HOLIDAY FUN\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🎁 FUNNY GIFT IDEA\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"section center\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003eNOT YOUR ORDINARY CHRISTMAS DECOR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Little Naughty. \u003cbr\u003eA Whole Lot of Holiday Fun!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"intro\"\u003eChristmas is all about smiles, surprises, and unforgettable moments. And this cheeky little dachshund knows exactly how to steal the show!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"icon\"\u003e😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eInstant Conversation Starter\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA playful surprise that adds unexpected humor to your Christmas decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"icon\"\u003e🐶\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFull of Dachshund Personality\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat adorable long body, floppy ears, and naughty little attitude say it all!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"icon\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Hilarious Gift Idea\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for dachshund fans, dog lovers, and anyone who enjoys a good Christmas laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- PRODUCT DETAIL --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"section beige\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"split\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"photo\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/7882\/6724\/files\/96262101227536385_ed90f455-f187-4ee8-978d-cadb0a162c4a.webp?v=1793090681\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"copy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003eCUTE WITH A CHEEKY TWIST\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOne Little Dog. Endless Christmas Smiles.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith warm amber tones, rich red details, and a festive Santa hat, this playful decoration brings stained-glass-inspired charm to your holiday display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut the real surprise? That mischievous little pose that makes everyone take a second look! 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- CHRISTMAS STATEMENT --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"statement\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\"Good Dogs Get Treats. Naughty Dogs Get Attention!\"\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA playful little reminder that Christmas is better with laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- PORCH SCENE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"section soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"split\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"copy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003eTHE PERFECT HOLIDAY SURPRISE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMake Your Christmas Display Unforgettable.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImagine your guests arriving for Christmas and spotting this cheeky little pup near the doorway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether styled beside your Christmas tree, along an indoor baseboard, or in a suitable sheltered holiday display, he adds a funny twist to traditional decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a small detail with a big personality!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbutton type=\"button\" class=\"btn\" data-xmas-buy=\"\"\u003e 🐶 Add Some Christmas Mischief \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"photo\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- 图片2：圣诞门廊场景 --\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/7882\/6724\/files\/96262145955594241_a0e74fef-5cc8-4af4-afbf-f1061bba3ab4.webp?v=1793090684\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- GIFT --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"section gift\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003eA GIFT THAT BRINGS LAUGHTER\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Perfect Funny Gift for Dachshund Lovers! 🎁\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"intro\"\u003eKnow someone who's obsessed with wiener dogs? Skip the ordinary Christmas gifts and surprise them with something they'll want to show everyone!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gift-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gift-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🐶\u003c\/span\u003e Dachshund \u0026amp; Dog Lovers\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gift-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎄\u003c\/span\u003e Christmas Gift Exchanges\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gift-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e Friends With a Sense of Humor\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbutton type=\"button\" class=\"btn\" data-xmas-buy=\"\"\u003e 🎁 Get This Funny Christmas Gift \u003c\/button\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"center\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003eGOOD TO KNOW\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs this a 3D dog statue?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is a flat-profile decorative design with a stained-glass-inspired appearance, not a three-dimensional statue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eDoes the decoration light up?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe colorful design has a stained-glass-inspired look. Decorative lighting shown in the surrounding scene does not indicate that the item includes built-in lights.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhere can I display it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStyle it near indoor baseboards, Christmas trees, and suitable seasonal display areas. Confirm weather suitability before using outdoors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs it a good Christmas gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes! Its playful design makes it a fun novelty gift for dachshund lovers and anyone who enjoys humorous holiday decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat size is the decoration?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease check the actual dimensions in the product specifications before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- FINAL CTA --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"final\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\" style=\"color: #f3d7b9;\"\u003e🎄 A LITTLE HOLIDAY MISCHIEF\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMake This Christmas a Little More Playful!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom adorable dachshund details to a hilarious holiday pose, this cheeky pup is ready to bring smiles to your Christmas home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbutton type=\"button\" class=\"btn\" data-xmas-buy=\"\"\u003e 🐶 BRING YOUR CHRISTMAS PUP HOME \u003c\/button\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"note\"\u003ePlease check product dimensions, materials, and package contents before purchasing.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Artvly","offers":[{"title":"BUY 1","offer_id":67957971878116,"sku":"CJ726102702-腊肠狗*1","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 2 Get 2 Free  🔥 Free shipping","offer_id":67957971910884,"sku":"CJ726102702-腊肠狗*4","price":55.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/7882\/6724\/files\/Kaledinis_juokingas_taksas_ir_smalsus_suo.png?v=1793091344","url":"https:\/\/artvly.com\/products\/funny-peeing-dachshund-christmas-decoration-stained-glass-style-sausage-dog-yard-art-baseboard-decor","provider":"Artvly","version":"1.0","type":"link"}